I would like to happily live with this ajusshi but a turtle and a skater always seem to get in the way. (+6 kids tend to ruin my life.)
My friend: Wow, you look pretty tired.
Me: I only got one hour of sleep since I watched the MAMAs.
My friend: Oh, I KO'd somewhere in the mid---
Me: I GOT TO SEE 17 SIMULTANEOUS PELVIC THRUSTS PERFORMED ON ONE STAGE BY SOME OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET, SO IT WAS WORTH IT.
Shoutout to Block B for being the only group not dressed in black/white.
When idols buy their parents gifts...
Doojoon: I always give my parents money.
Hyoyeon: I bought my parents health and housing insurance.
Yesung: I bought my parents a cafe.
Jo Kwon: I bought my parents a house.
Onew: I bought my dad a car.
Mir: I bought my parents 4 cows.
f(x): Hey! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
Boyfriend: Ohai! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
Sistar: Hello! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
T-ara: Hey there! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
ZEA: Greetings! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
Super Junior: Annyeong! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
2NE1: Wassup! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
B2ST: How's it going?! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
NU'EST: Hi! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ
My wallet: ┻━┻ヽ(ಥДಥ)ﾉ ┻━┻
I want to be a security guard at Incheon Airport.
Me: Excuse me, sir, step aside please. You did not pass the full body scan, I'm going to have to pat you down.
Bias: Uh, but I don't ev---
Me: Nope, that's just how it goes, sir.
Bias: Wait but--
Me: Sorry, rules are rules.
-Ten Minutes Later-
Me: ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) ..... (ﾉ･ω･)ﾉ
Bias: Uh, I think you can sto---
Me: JUST LET ME DO MY JOB.
Strings: Henry! We miss you so much! When are you coming back?
Henry: Here's a picture of me and the cutest thing in the world! (●⌒∇⌒●)
Strings: Okay Henry, that's super cute and all but seriously, when are you coming back?
Henry: Here's a picture of me and my brother. (✿◠‿◠)
Strings: (━┳━ _ ━┳━)
Beliebers v. Kpoppers